I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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