it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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