She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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