My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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