Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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