That's when you crack a 10am beer
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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