I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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