its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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