I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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