I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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