There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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