we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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