Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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