I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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