she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He did a backflip because drugs
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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