Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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