i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Text me some of your sweat
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