But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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