I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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