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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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