? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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