She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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