I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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