If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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