is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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