Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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