Im at strip club and am horny
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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