I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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