I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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