It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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