What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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