dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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