Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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