i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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