That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
