how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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