Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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