I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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