she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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