did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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