just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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