Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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