That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize