He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i need some magic done to my vagina
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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