i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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