Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the condom got lost in my hair
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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