i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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