Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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