Fine. I'll sleep in my office
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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