Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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