i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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