Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Enjoy the penises
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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