i already hear my dad disowning me
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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