Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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