u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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